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Hopeful Mangoes
A running list of excellent/terrible band names. Updated sporadically.
- Luminous Sharks
- Creeping Phlox
- Magnetic Death Star
- Magic Fluteball
- Flirtatious Sarah Palin Transvestite
- Mock Meat
- Stir-Fry Weenie and the Instant Noodle
- Imitation Duck
- Clownbeast’s Nether Trunk
- Sugar-Crazed Bear Posse
- Figaro and the Tulips
- Neanderthal Genome
- English Math
- Nefarious Eyeball
- Asswise
- Boston Molasses Disaster
- Feral Canary
- Tits Gazebo (also a stage name)
- Aggressive Beards
- Regimental Small Clothes
- Hopeful Mangoes
- Popcorn Kittens
- Wither Nipples
- Dragon Codpiece
- Noble Soul
- Thunderflamingo
- Hot Surrealist Mess
- The Dude Huddle
- House Rooster
- EFN OWLS
- Rocket Chalk
- Vintage Futuristic
- Turbo Metronome
- Near Trousers
- Gucci Rush and the Super-Neons
- Secret Culottes
- Hollaback Ape
- Asbestos Hobbits
- Morning Bunny
- Loofah Tribe
- Agriwidgets
- Surfeit of Birds
- Budget Brains
- Lucifer’s Lemon
- Conservative Crackers
- Weapons Grade Lentils
- Pugilistic Hippos
- Nazi Tooth
- Dreadtail
- Prayer Warriors
- Cyborg Cyclops
- Zombie Horses
- Infinite Ladybugs
- Flying Pasties
- Prairie Dog Diversity
- Love Biscuits
- Lucky Krill
- The Electric Girdles
- Vegetable Lambs
- Druid Pubes
- Small Frog
- Hot Butter Bass
- Runaway Kale
- Glitter Skull
- Knitted Bosoms
- Butterfly Emergency
- Mystical Geoducks
- Cloud of Carp
- Bleeding Radiators
- Hot Melt
- Assorted Chicklets
- Stepford Kittens
- Transgenic Salmon (Suggested by Erin Nekervis)
- Fast Ducks
- Meat Slurry and the Emulsified Solids
- The Squint and Woo
- Fast Ducks
- The Furbelows
- The Damn Fairies
- Bogus Dame Edna
- Galactic Boll Weevils
- Finger Monsters
- Ideal Baby Doll
- Insane Teddy Bear Collection
- Meteoric Swarm
- The Obesity Epidemic
- The Lap Band
- Amazing Animal Business
- Aunt Bee’s Revenge (Credit to Corry Lee Smith)
- Presto Bums
- Dirty Wifi
- Mother Effervescent
- Elbow Face (Credit to Corry Lee Smith)
- Massive Puppets
- Vintage Retro Jesus Christ
- Magneta and the Delicious Trees
- Stealth Mouth
- Phantom Beard
- Roman Rooster
- Suspicious Pig
- Bandaid Rapture
- Apex Predator
- Evolutionary Heroes
- Fruiting Bodies
- Plaid Stallions
- The Dread Graffiti
- Killer Opiates
- Hot Jupiters
- Ultralucent
- Sketchy Easter
- Honey Buns
- Nerd Pillows
- Inferior Planets
- The Human Vitality Field
- Dictionary Dick
- Wild Finger Limes
- Closet Bears
- The Kentucky Sludge
- Horse of Joy
- Mushy Peas
- Meat Sticks
- Liquid Satan
- Hypersonic Bomb
- The Socialist Turds
- The Cassette Rebellion
- The Petticoat Rebellion
- Chocolate Frogs
- Research Turtles
- Foster Mothers of the Human Race
- Experimental Mandrills
- Quadrantids
- Victory Sausages
- Redundant Torso Fabric
- A Polite Stoning
- Nuclear Freaks
- Academy Automatic
- Festive Cowbells
- Ultraviolet Catastrophe
- Service Goats
- The Swinish Multitudes
- Flying Babies
- Lutheran Vowel Shift
- Critical Thinking Butt Heads
- Tectonic Dictators
- Omelet Cleaver (Credit to Steph Cunningham)
- Air Plant Hippo
- Explode Into Ravens (Credit to Gwen Roolf)
- The Orders of Magnitude (Credit to Gwen Roolf)
- The Pentecostals of Tanner
- Barrage Balloons
- Gorilla Dietrich
- Crystal Skull Caretakers
- The Ancient Astronaut Theory
